Population | 6.6 billion |
Capital | Musgravia |
Leader | Olivia Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Musgravite |
Animal | Chameleon |
The Precious Gemnation of Nhusjhrazrhilhe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Olivia Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.6 billion Nhusjhrazrhilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musgravia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Nhusjhrazrhilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,832 trillion Musgravites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 277,592 Musgravites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime is totally unknown. Nhusjhrazrhilhe's national animal is the Chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Nhusjhrazrhilhe is ranked 261,245th in the world and 24th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -27.35 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
- : Following new legislation in
Nhusjhrazrhilhe, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, Olivia Darklight can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, Olivia Darklight's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
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Nhusjhrazrhilhe, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.