The Free Land of New Waffletopia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 697 million New Waffletopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maple Syrup City. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The thriving New Waffletopian economy, worth 49.2 trillion New Waffletopian dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,608 New Waffletopian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', New Waffletopian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, claims of genocide have been levied against the nation by international observers, and comatose jurors are the defense's favorite. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Waffletopia's national animal is the Sprigatito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Waffletopia is ranked 226,124^th in the world and 4^th in Diffyliffy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 203.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.