The Free Land of Springwalla is a huge, genial nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 563 million Springwallans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Springwallan economy, worth 49.1 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,298 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, a third of Springwallans are e-certified CEOs, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Springwalla is ranked 59,062^nd in the world and 1,419^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.