The Nine Circles of New Sollex is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Red with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.879 billion New Sollexians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skaro. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Sollexian economy, worth a remarkable 3,250 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 472,578 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sollex's national animal is the dalek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Consequences.

New Sollex is ranked 329,698^th in the world and 178^th in Hell for Nicest Citizens, with 0.16 average smiles per day.