The Imperial Republic of New Narag Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Sol Cerium Narag with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.606 billion Neo-Naragians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 8,581 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 630,747 Celestials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, electricians spend more time in school than doctors, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Sand Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Temple of the Chosen.

New Narag Empire is ranked 280,948^th in the world and 67^th in Saint Helene for Safest, scoring 6.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.