The United Gamers of DetroitSmash is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by AngelKiba with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.003 billion DetroitSmashians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyand. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DetroitSmashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,165 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys. Crime is totally unknown. DetroitSmash's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DetroitSmash is ranked 285,091^st in the world and 762^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 kickbacks per hour.