The Waifu of New Gandinia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Corral M with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.422 billion Gandinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landingtonshire DA. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gandinian economy, worth 399 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,738 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Gandinia's national animal is the Not Available, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not Available.

New Gandinia is ranked 21,883^rd in the world and 2^nd in Timoria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,844.31 Standard Monetary Units.