The Receivership of New Dorp is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by IxProtector John Dorpman with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.232 billion New Dorpians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IxBase DORP. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Dorpian economy, worth 454 trillion new dorpian pfennings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,209 new dorpian pfennings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,499 per year while the poor average 28,684, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

People who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing IxProtector John Dorpman to cartoon bears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Dorp's national animal is the huskie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

New Dorp is ranked 284,651^st in the world and 17^th in Infrastructure for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.25 percentage of bribes refused.