The Armed Republic of New Centurion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darth Vader with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.465 billion New Centurionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death Star. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Centurionian economy, worth a remarkable 7,138 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 622,651 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,787,785 per year while the poor average 172,442, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The dartboard at the New Centurionian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Darth Vader's face, the election for Darth Vader's office's janitor is heating up, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Centurion's national animal is the Mouse Droid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Centurion is ranked 293,084^th in the world and 5,565^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1210.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.