The Rick of Never gonna say goodbyeeee is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.889 billion Never gonna say goodbyeeeeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Never gonna say goodbyeeeean economy, worth 414 trillion Ricks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,676 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, Never gonna say goodbyeeee is renowned for its lax gun laws, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Rick Astley. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Never gonna say goodbyeeee's national animal is the Rick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rick duh.

Never gonna say goodbyeeee is ranked 271,503^rd in the world and 514^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.68 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.