The Dominion of Network Admin is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 14.512 billion Network Administrators are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleston. The average income tax rate is 11.0%.

The strong Network Adminian economy, worth 869 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,907 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and Network Admin has designated Charleston as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Network Admin's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Network Admin is ranked 133,967^th in the world and 5^th in J o Jian Military Network for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.