The Dominion of Network Admin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.694 billion Network Adminians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 11.0%.

The strong Network Adminian economy, worth 580 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,907 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Network Admin's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Network Admin is ranked 78,912^th in the world and 22^nd in J o Jian Military Network for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.96 kickbacks per hour.