The Federal Republic of Nescafevia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.269 billion Nescafevians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.

The powerhouse Nescafevian economy, worth 140 trillion covefes a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,759 covefes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,402 per year while the poor average 15,465, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nescafevia's national animal is the condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nescafevia is ranked 248,327^th in the world and 8^th in New Yanxi for Highest Poor Incomes, with 15,465.57 Standard Monetary Units.