The Flock of Neo Kittious is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kitrina Katelyn Camillian-Mae Rankin with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.881 billion ewes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramewe. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ewe economy, worth a remarkable 6,324 trillion lambs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,824 lambs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kittious's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kit-Kat's Baa'lanced Diet.

Neo Kittious is ranked 5,504^th in the world and 208^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,592.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.