The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo325 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.068 billion Neo325ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Neo325ian economy, worth 398 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,597 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Neo325ian justice, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo325's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neo325 is ranked 62,446^th in the world and 2,687^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,839.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.