The I think i miss raidingpuppet of Neo-Hermitius is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, ban on automobiles, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.661 billion hermitians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient hermitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion Herms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 207,524 Herms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,872,543 per year while the poor average 2,802, a ratio of 668 to 1.

Planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Neo-Hermitius, and genetic research is facing major headwinds. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo-Hermitius's national animal is the hermit crab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is hermigon.

Neo-Hermitius is ranked 299,818^th in the world and 2^nd in Hermitius for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.