The Kingly Kingdom of Nelvarg is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 36.438 billion Nelvargians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Nelvargian economy, worth 592 trillion bunnies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,253 bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, genetic researchers have been expelled, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nelvarg's national animal is the buck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nelvarg is ranked 72,648^th in the world and 1^st in Generalite Mafia for Most Primitive, scoring 36.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.