The Watchfires of Nellis USAF is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 30.532 billion Nellis USAFians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nellis USAFian economy, worth a remarkable 2,481 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,266 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nellis USAF's national animal is the Death's-head hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nellis USAF is ranked 302,321^st in the world and 2^nd in El Dorado for Nicest Citizens, with 0.96 average smiles per day.