The Republic of Nelfania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shevilin Myiador with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.341 billion Nelfanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baku. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nelfanian economy, worth 311 trillion Nelks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,227 Nelks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores, displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the NIA watchlist, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Nelfania" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nelfania's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nelfania is ranked 270,147^th in the world and 1^st in Nuevo Vancaduh for Largest Black Market, with 99.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.