The Rogue Nation of Neczlharia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.634 billion Neczlharians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neczlharian economy, worth a remarkable 2,326 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 304,765 Fruizlhiaus, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

An exhibition on Fruit Dolphin memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Neczlharian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neczlharia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neczlharia is ranked 281,364^th in the world and 45^th in Worlds of Colors for Safest, scoring 4.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.