The Mother Nature of Naturalistic Kalkabia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 716 million Kalkabians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kalkabian economy, worth 40.9 trillion vatajins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 57,174 vatajins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Naturalistic Kalkabia's national animal is the toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naturalistic Kalkabia is ranked 80,996^th in the world and 10^th in Chat Club for Highest Poor Incomes, with 37,484.44 Standard Monetary Units.