The Military Power of NATO is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jens Stoltenberg with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.289 billion NATOians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NATOian economy, worth a remarkable 2,789 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,500 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kindhearted NATOians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, NATO's citizens often wander into each other's homes, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NATO's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Article 5.

NATO is ranked 256,134^th in the world and 19^th in Ukraine for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.