The Colony of Nastarda is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Duncio Trumphole with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.713 billion Nastardans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camp town. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nastardan economy, worth 196 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,654 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Nastarda has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nastarda's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nastarda is ranked 181,024^th in the world and 1,386^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 920.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.