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Traitors Shall Perish!
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,043rdMost Primitive: 21,258thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,480th
The Borderlands of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Naskoelia

Population5.226 billion

CurrencySquable
AnimalCrocodilian Barnabex

The Borderlands of Naskoelia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.226 billion Naskoelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The very strong Naskoelian economy, worth 272 trillion Squables a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,185 Squables, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,008 per year while the poor average 11,261, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Naskoelia City, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Naskoelia's national animal is the Crocodilian Barnabex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naskoelia is ranked 180,075th in the world and 3rd in Knights of The Templar Order for Most Developed, scoring 53.57 on the Human Development Index.

Top
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,043rdTop
10%
Most Primitive: 21,258thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,480th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Naskoelia's influence in Knights of The Templar Order rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Naskoelia's influence in Knights of The Templar Order rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Naskoelia's influence in Knights of The Templar Order rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Naskoelia's influence in Knights of The Templar Order rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Naskoelia, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Naskoelia, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Naskoelia City.
  • : Following new legislation in Naskoelia, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Naskoelia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Naskoelia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Naskoelia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.

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