The Principality of Narpenez Island is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jorge de la Cambaqua with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.143 billion Narpenezer are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Narpenez economy, worth 335 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,142 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,382 per year while the poor average 12,056, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, Narpenez Island has designated Queila as its capital city, Jorge de la Cambaqua has just been declared ruler of Narpenez Island in an international press conference, and Corvinian folk religion has been named as Narpenez Island's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Narpenez Island's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Corvinian folk religion.

Narpenez Island is ranked 262,034^th in the world and 69^th in Corvinia Refounded for Highest Poor Incomes, with 12,056.13 Standard Monetary Units.