The Utaite and VSinger of Namirin is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 10.804 billion Namirinians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Namirinian economy, worth 615 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 56,934 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and a speech a day keeps climate change away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namirin's national animal is the tiger.

Namirin is ranked 24,960^th in the world and 259^th in Remembrance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,803.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.