The Kingdom of Nalfagar is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Count Volaryek with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.664 billion Nalfaris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nalfarii economy, worth a remarkable 8,839 trillion Syns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 427,786 Syns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,838,473 per year while the poor average 63,612, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Nalfarii mussels the biggest in Bundesnachrichtendienst. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nalfagar's national animal is the Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Nalfagar is ranked 23,099^th in the world and 1^st in Bundesnachrichtendienst for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,643.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.