The Rusty Old Attic of Mystris Card Storage is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.514 billion Mystris Card Storageans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.9%.

The strong Mystris Card Storagean economy, worth 126 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,230 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystris Card Storage's national animal is the hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mystris Card Storage is ranked 121,569^th in the world and 122^nd in Puppets of Mystris for Most Developed, scoring 58.13 on the Human Development Index.