The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Mystery beetles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.544 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mystyrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,005 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 265,893 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Mystery beetles is ranked 291,406^th in the world and 73^rd in World of Beetles for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.17 kickbacks per hour.