The Wolf Nation of Myrin is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Wolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 24.552 billion Myrinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrin. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Myrinian economy, worth 599 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,403 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, Wolf has just been declared ruler of Myrin in an international press conference, and Myrin has designated Myrin as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Myrin's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Myrin is ranked 207,634^th in the world and 1^st in Sandstorm for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 694.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.