The Incorporated States of MwM is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.666 billion MwMians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The MwMian economy, worth 182 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,207 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MwM's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MwM is ranked 279,116^th in the world and 10^th in Chogoris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,258.21 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.