The Democratic States of Mutated Originium Slug is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 319 million Mutated Originium Slugians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The strong Mutated Originium Slugian economy, worth 17.6 trillion Lavas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,102 Lavas, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is moderate. Mutated Originium Slug's national animal is the Originium Slug, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mutated Originium Slug is ranked 149,769^th in the world and 5^th in Siesta for Most Developed, scoring 56.04 on the Human Development Index.