The Oppressed Peoples of Murderi is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Anton with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, disturbing lack of elderly people, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.978 billion murderers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient murderous economy, worth 925 trillion murders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 185,897 murders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,248,648 per year while the poor average 10,358, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, the might of the entire murderous Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Murderi's national animal is the innocent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anton Supremacy.

Murderi is ranked 332,630^th in the world and 9^th in Windfall Shores for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -13.04 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.