The Intimidating Demeanour of Muppet Black Rooster is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by brute instinct with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed population of 12.838 billion roosters are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The a rooster economy, worth 503 trillion cigarettes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,188 cigarettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Muppet Black Rooster. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Muppet Black Rooster's national animal is the chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is intimidating.

Muppet Black Rooster is ranked 238,273^rd in the world and 29^th in The Muppet Show for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 620.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.