The Republic of Muniee is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.463 billion Munieeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Munieean economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion munies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,127 munies, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, structures are raised on promises, and kindhearted Munieeans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muniee's national animal is the munie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Muniee is ranked 309,830^th in the world and 14^th in Munie for Least Corrupt Governments, with 57.89 percentage of bribes refused.