The Healing Power of Mudstone Junimos is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.707 billion Mudstone Junimosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.2%.

The powerhouse Mudstone Junimosian economy, worth 784 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,770 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,776 per year while the poor average 19,521, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, billions of bitcoins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Giraffe Nebula, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mudstone Junimos's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mudstone Junimos is ranked 52,513^th in the world and 1^st in 2026 and Beyond for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.