The Kingdom of Mseskir is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Mseskir with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 24.571 billion Mseskirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mseskir City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mseskirian economy, worth a remarkable 4,144 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,679 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government spares every expense for national defence, the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim Eagle', the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mseskir's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mseskir is ranked 5,522^nd in the world and 1^st in Bisexual for Most Cultured, scoring 150 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.