The State of Moyenne is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.444 billion Moyenneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Moyennean economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 36,646 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,149 per year while the poor average 1,969, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the government is avowedly atheist, military funding has been stripped back, and Moyenne has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Moyenne's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Moyenne is ranked 258,980^th in the world and 400^th in State for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.