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Wowwee
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,409thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,531stLargest Black Market: 3,432nd
The Valley Isle of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Mowey

Population16.672 billion

CapitalKahuaina
LeaderThe Big Cheeze
FaithVioletism

Currencybahtta
Animalcow

The Valley Isle of Mowey is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Big Cheeze with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.672 billion Moweses are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kahuaina. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moweyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion bahttas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,843 bahttas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-bahtta treacle machine, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mowey's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Mowey is ranked 230,750th in the world and 5th in Big Island for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -32.58 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,409thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,531stTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 3,432ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,460thFattest Citizens: 4,934thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,277thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,807thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,117thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,639thMost Devout: 12,707thHighest Economic Output: 13,031stTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,389thMost Efficient Economies: 16,727thLargest Retail Industry: 17,062ndLargest Populations: 17,494thMost Pacifist: 20,573rdBest Weather: 21,701stMost Developed: 24,951st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mowey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowey, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowey, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
  • : Mowey was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mowey, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
  • : Mowey was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowey, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-bahtta treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowey, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowey, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Mowey after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowey, foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing Moweyian jobs.

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