The Empire of Motholia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Coreus Motholius with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.735 billion Motholians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odyssia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The powerhouse Motholian economy, worth 903 trillion Mothols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,566 Mothols, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Motholia's national animal is the Ouroboros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Motholism.

Motholia is ranked 87,152^nd in the world and 9^th in The Great Power for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,671.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.