The Republic of Morrens is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.19 billion Morrensians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.5%.

The all-consuming Morrensian economy, worth 132 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,188 Ducats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 464,907 per year while the poor average 17,332, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Morrensian beaches, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrens's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morrens is ranked 124,098^th in the world and 187^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,597.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.