The Dictatorship of Mordurm is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.317 billion Mordurmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Mordurmian economy, worth 55.3 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,754 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mordurm's national animal is the hawk.

Mordurm is ranked 193,633^rd in the world and 1^st in Guevara for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 497.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.