The Silent Sands of Moorglade is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.836 billion Moorgladeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Defense and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qoquaq. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Moorgladean economy, worth 753 trillion Lires a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,776 Lires, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military funding has been stripped back, and Moorglade has designated Qoquaq as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moorglade's national animal is the Lemming, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Moorglade is ranked 240,087^th in the world and 23^rd in The Watchtower for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.54 law-abiding acts per hour.