The Protectorate of Moonspell is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.124 billion Moonspellians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Moonspellian economy, worth 269 trillion Opiums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,273 Opiums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,396 per year while the poor average 16,561, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moonspell's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Moonspell is ranked 87,865^th in the world and 5^th in Coclestab for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.