The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Phil McAvity with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.581 billion MonkeyWooWooans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodka City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient MonkeyWooWooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion monkeynuts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,548 monkeynuts, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MonkeyWooWoo's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MonkeyWooWoo is ranked 65,803^rd in the world and 3^rd in Lemuria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.78 law-abiding acts per hour.