The Retired Vice Admiral of Monkey D Garp is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.957 billion Monkey D Garpians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The very strong Monkey D Garpian economy, worth 580 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,794 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkey D Garp's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monkey D Garp is ranked 274,010^th in the world and 2,973^rd in Remembrance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.