The Queendom of Mon Dudelf is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 1.467 billion Mon Dudelfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The Mon Dudelfian economy, worth 59.9 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,813 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mon Dudelf's national animal is the squirrel.

Mon Dudelf is ranked 240,956^th in the world and 13^th in Owions Variations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.