The Dominion of Mon Duchillantia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.39 billion Mon Duchillantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mon Sania. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mon Duchillantian economy, worth a remarkable 4,384 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 267,506 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mon Duchillantia's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mon Duchillantia is ranked 281,285^th in the world and 2^nd in The United Northern Countries for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -84.29 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.