The Dominion of Mon Duchillantia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.329 billion Mon Duchillantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mon Sania. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mon Duchillantian economy, worth a remarkable 4,334 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 265,425 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Mon Duchillantia's pristine beaches, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mon Duchillantia's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mon Duchillantia is ranked 1,351^st in the world and 1^st in The United Northern Countries for Most Corrupt Governments, with 423.81 kickbacks per hour.