The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.283 billion Momstononistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth an astonishing 14,389 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 645,753 Preciouses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,428,644 per year while the poor average 64,254, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, dream holidays often go awry, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not available.

Momstononistan is ranked 75^th in the world and 2^nd in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 41,046.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.