The Nation of Moist Moist is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bobby Tables with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.501 billion Moist ones are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquatica. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Moist economy, worth 746 trillion Null Pointers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,453 Null Pointers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, it's all quiet on the western front, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moist Moist's national animal is the Segmentation Fault, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hydration.

Moist Moist is ranked 11,115^th in the world and 21^st in Thaecia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,131 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.